“You aren't really anybody in America if you're not on TV.”
Nicole Kidman - Suzanne Stone

“Spare him, my lord Rayden. American life has enfeebled his mind. Too much television.”
Lloyd Kino - Grandfather

“I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill.”
Bruce Hampton - Morris

Me? Why I'm The Cat in the Hat, there's no doubt about that. I'm a super fun-diferous feline, who's here to make sure that you're "meline”, ”keylime”, ”turpentine". I got nothing! I'm not so good with the rhyming, not really, no. Look, I'm a cat that can talk that should be enough for you people!
Mike Myers - The Cat

“- Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
- Elaine Miller: That's because it's music about drugs and promiscuous sex.
- Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
- Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Honey, they're on pot.”
Zooey Deschanel - Anita Miller
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller