- Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
- Chris Kenner: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
- Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"?
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner

“It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. Guess it's too late for that now.”
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“- Wayne Westerberg: What are you doing when we're there? Now you're in the wild, what are we doing?
- Christopher McCandless: You're just living, man. You're just there, in that moment, in that special place and time. Maybe when I get back, I can write a book about my travels.”

Vince Vaughn - Wayne Westerberg
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre

“- Osmosis Jones: What the heck is a uvula?
- Drix: It's that little dangly hing that hangs down in Frank's...
- Osmosis Jones: Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go!
- Drix: Not that little dangly thing! The one in his throat!”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones
David Hyde Pierce - Drix