“If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“We should all be so lucky to have someone who will never let us go. The ultimate legacy is to leave behind someone who will love you forever.”
Calista Flockhart - Ally McBeal

“- Young Quincy: You wanna be my girl?
- Young Monica: What do I have to do?
- Young Quincy: I guess we can play ball and ride to school together, and when you get mad at me I gotta give you flowers.
- Young Monica: But I don't like flowers. How 'bout Twinkies? My mom won't ever buy 'em.
- Young Quincy: Okay.”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica