“My name is Frank Couzo. To you, I am either Coach, or Mr Couzo. Starting tommorow, you are mine for the next three months. That means no women, no alcohol, no drugs. You will eat, sleep and shit competition.”
James Earl Jones - Frank Couzo

“- Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
- Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“- Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
- NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?
- Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
- NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
- Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.”
Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
Neil Bonnett - NASCAR Driver

“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“You're either with me or against me. There's no third position.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig