“- Drunk: Are you MacLeod?
- MacLeod: Yes, I am.
- Drunk: Great. I always wanted to meet the guy that turned the world to shit.”
Rusty Schwimmer - Drunk
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod

“Men are incapable of growth, change and progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“A man can always change things. That's what makes him different from the barnyard critters.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“- Debra: You like to learn. And you're in your 30's and still in school. And you live with your mother and you're okay with that.
- Flynn Carsen: No. Wait. I have to change my life.”
Lisa Brenner - Debra
Noah Wyle - Flynn Carsen

“- Roxy: I have the worst luck with men.
- The Killer: Your luck is about to change.”

Athena Bitzis - Roxy
Darren Shahlavi - The Killer