“- Ed: And that's Deedee, she's a veterinarian.
- Deedee: Vegetarian.
- Ed: That means she doesn't eat fur.
- Deedee: I won't wear fur, I don't eat meat.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Ginny Schreiber - Deedee

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“- Dan Dreiberg: Adrian's a pacifist. He's a vegetarian, for chrissakes. He's never killed anyone in his life.
- Rorschach: Hitler was vegetarian.”
Patrick Wilson - Dan Dreiberg
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself