“Same shit, different flies.”

Diego Luna - Tommaso Moreno

“- Dr. Walter Jenning: I am not Jenning anymore! I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe.
- Beverly Switzler: Dark Overlord of the Universe?
- Howard T. Duck: That must be quite a responsibility.”
Jeffrey Jones - Dr. Walter Jenning
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“What you take into your hands, you take into your heart.”

Jan Rubes - Eli Lapp

“- Eli Lapp: You know these bad men by sight? You are able to look into their hearts and see this badness?
- Samuel: I can see what they do. I have seen it.
- Eli Lapp: And having seen you become one of them? Don't you understand?”

Jan Rubes - Eli Lapp
Lukas Haas - Samuel

- Detective Mike Lowrey: What happened to "bad boys for life"?
- Detective Marcus Burnett: It's time we be good men.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Who the fuck wants to sing that song?
Will Smith - Mike
Martin Lawrence - Marcus