“- Jane Lindquist: We're not reality material.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I didn't know that.
- Jane Lindquist: What's a cute... smart, sexy, good-looking guy... Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years?
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I've been saving myself.”
Elle Macpherson - Jane Lindquist
Eric Schaeffer - Joe MacGonaughgill

“- Aquamarine: Do you love me?
- Raymond: No but I think you're hot.”
Sara Paxton - Aquamarine
Jack McDorman - Raymond

“- Austin: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?
- Ivana: No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so... sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry! Oh, you are hairy like animal!
- Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!
- Ivana: Make love to me, monkey man!”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot

“He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.
- Newt Dobbs: How come?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the whores wouldn't let me alone.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs