“I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of lusting after a woman... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”
Liz Taylor

“I shall write a monograph some day... on the noxious habit of accumulating useless trivia.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm.”
Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“I've seen things in this city that make Dante's Inferno read like Winnie The Pooh.”
Peter Weller - Stuart Chappell