“- Henry Lowndes: Vicky, as your legal husband, I'm asking you to order this cad out of the house.
- Bill Cardew: As her legal husband, I'm asking you to shut your mouth before I slit your throat.”
Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Princess Lyssa: My father says that good fighters make bad husbands.
- Prince Colwyn: Well, that depends.
- Princess Lyssa: On what?
- Prince Colwyn: On whether you expect a husband to follow you around. Jump every time you clap your hands.
- Princess Lyssa: Wouldn't you jump for me? No of course not. You're a warrior.”
Lysette Anthony - Lyssa
Ken Marshall - Colwyn

People say "oh but he's so much older than you" and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking.

Jennifer Coolidge - Sherri Ann Cabot

“- Amanda Lemmon: Get a husband.
- Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car, you know.
- Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon
Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows

“Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't forget it. You're going to get back on that horse and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight and away we're going to go, go, go!”

Katharine Hepburn - Ethel Thayer