“Here I am, slaving a way over a hot stove, making cookies... making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! For a man that can't even wash one fucking dish! For a man who isn't even a man at all where it counts, if you get my drift!”
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“- Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea 
and you know how they are...They're only after one thing.
- Giselle: What's that?
- Morgan Philip: I don't know. Nobody will tell me.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.”
Nicki Aycox - Grace

“- Woman: I've never really known another man like him. He can keep ten girls in the air at once and make each one happy.
- Princess Dala: Amazing, sort of a contemporary Don Juan?”
Claudia Cardinale - The Princess