“- Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?
- Clark: This is way better than macaroni!”
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”

Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“- Chomper: I'm sure they'll like you.
- Cera: How? Rare, medium, or well done?”

Cannon Young - Chomper
Anndi McAfee - Cera

“- Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?
- Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of them keeps me liking them.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“- Lance Rogers: Doctor, I'm disappointed in my judgment. I'm beginning to like you.
- Doug Lee: Doctor, I'm just suffering a similar disillusionment. I'm beginning to suspect you're almost human yourself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Lance Rogers
Errol Flynn - Doug Lee