“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: If you're innocent, they'll never send you to jail.
- Nick Gardenia: Is that how it works, Chester?
- Chester: Not in my neighborhood.”
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
Chevy Chase - Nicholas Gardenia
T.K. Carter - Chester

“- Black Arrow: White man's justice is very strange.
- Pancho: White man's injustice is very strange, too.”

Mark Roberts - Black Arrow
Martin Garralaga - Pancho

“Equality? In death's eyes? All of us? How can you say that? Dude, think it through: Charlie Manson, made it to 70, Osama, still kicking. Pimps, vice presidents, walking around, all the atrocities they've committed, they're alive and well. These two girls, never done shit to anybody, they don't get to make it to 18. Where's the equality in that?”
Kris Lemche - Ian McKinley

“We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him, not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me God!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Maj. Jack 'Strafer' Celliers: Why don't I have a defense council? Exactly what kind of trial are you giving me? This whole thing's a bloody farce.
- President of the Court: The previous comments are to be struck from the protocol.”
David Bowie - Maj. Jack 'Strafer' Celliers
Ryûnosuke Kaneda - President of the Court