“- God: You have to decide whether you want to be male or a female angel.
- Amanda Brooks: Oh, hey, now, that's a tough one. Okay if I think about it for a while?”
Richard Provost - God
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks

“- Angel: This seat's taken.
- Ferris: By who?
- Angel: My guardian angel.
- Ferris: Well, she'll have to sit on my lap.
- Angel: She's a he.
- Ferris: Then I'll have to sit on his lap.”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Tatum O'Neal - Ferris

“- Malcolm: How do you know they can't breed?
- Wu: Because all the animals in Jurassic Park are female. We've engineered them that way.”
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
BD Wong - Wu

“- Surplus Store Owner: Why don't they call you guys officer-esses?
- Sandra: I beg your pardon?
- Surplus Store Owner: Like actress. Something to signify... you know.
- Sandra: I guess they feel a police officer is a police officer. Not a... you know.
- Surplus Store Owner: Okay then. Sorry I couldn't have been helpful, officer-ess.”
Frederic Forrest - Surplus Store Owner
Rachel Ticotin - Sandra

“- Elizabeth: I miss my son.
- Bree: Mom, you never had a son.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth
Felicity Huffman - Bree