“- Col. 'Bat' Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your perversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano
Peter Sellers - Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake

“Are you blameshifting?!”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“- Osmosis Jones: I never thought you'd be on my side!
- Drix: I never thought you'd be right.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones
David Hyde Pierce - Drix

“- Danny Roman: You were wrong about me. What if I'm right about them?
- Chris Sabian: But what if you're wrong about me?”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman
Kevin Spacey - Chris Sabian

“- Prof. John Robinson: Have you noticed, you take to opposite position to whatever I say?
- Dr. Maureen Robinson: Of course I do, we're married.”
William Hurt - Prof. John Robinson
Mimi Rogers - Dr. Maureen Robinson