“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. You don't know what she's going through.”
Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck

“- Paige Prescott: Please remove your hand from my thigh.
- Detective Leon Vaughn: Where would you like me to put it?
- Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?”
Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Fulvio Cecere - Detective Leon Vaughn

“- Travis: Who do you think you are? You come into my town, you mess up my bar, you eyeball my woman...
- Beck: Eyeball your woman?
- Travis: Oh... it's on now.”
Seann William Scott - Travis
The Rock - Beck

“If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.”
Alfred Molina - Dr. Otto Octavius