“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Rachel Jansen: Why Dracula?
- Peter Bretter: Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... Maybe one camera guy.”
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav

“If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.”
Christopher Plummer - Abraham Van Helsing

“This soldier of Dracula, burn him with the rest.”
José Ferrer - Inspector Branco