“People don't know how to love. They bite rather than kiss. They slap rather than stroke. Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad, to become suddenly impossible.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer

Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legalfirm of "That's mine, this is yours".
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“I'm just a kid, and I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you're all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love them anymore.”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky

“- Diane Lightson: How long have you been divorced?
- Chris Thorne: Four years.
- Diane Lightson: Do you still love her?
- Chris Thorne: Nah, been over her for... weeks.”
Demi Moore - Diane Lightson
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“- Marie: If you love him so, why did you divorce him?
- Anna Held: Because I thought it would bring him back to me. I was sure that it would bring him back to me.”

Marcelle Corday - Marie
Luise Rainer - Anna Held