“You have inherited the fortune of the Frankensteins, I trust you will not inherit their fate.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“Now, on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing. It's too late for you, Jack. You're a short... hey, get out of there! You're in my landing space!”

Albert Brooks - Jacob the Tiger

“Anyone would think our girls look forward to a grand inheritance. When you die, our girls will be left without a roof to their head nor a penny to their name.”

Brenda Blethyn - Mrs. Bennet

“Can I have your watch when you are dead?”
Humberto Ortiz - Pablo

“All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.”
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf