“I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.”
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy

“So you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.”
Rob Lowe - Billy Hicks

“The only problem is that in this job is there's just no place to hide. It's not like having a bad day selling log cabins. You have a bad day here and somebody dies... and that's just not fucking good enough.”

Kurt Russell - Steven McCaffrey

“- James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
- Franz Sanchez: And what business is that?
- James Bond: I help people with problems.
- Franz Sanchez: Problem solver.
- James Bond: More of a problem eliminator.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket