“- Cruella De Vil: I want the job done tonight!
- Horace: How're we gonna do it?
- Cruella De Vil: Any way you like. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil
Frederick Worlock - Horace

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Ruby Deagle: I want your dog.
- Billy Peltzer: Barney?
- Ruby Deagle: Give him to me. I'll take him to the kennel, they'll put him to sleep. It will be quick and painless compared to what I would do to him.”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Zach Galligan - Billy Peltzer

- Cousin Avi: Look in the dog.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog"?
- Cousin Avi: I mean open him up.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian