“- Clairee Belcher: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
- Truvy Jones : Was she hurt?
- Clairee Belcher: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“Hey Sam don't lean your head out the window. We lost a couple kids like that last summer. I'm not going to go back and pick it up again.”

Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“- Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene: One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
- Cameron Poe: It's my daughter's birthday today. So please feel free not to share everything with me.”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
Nicolas Cage - Cameron Poe

“- Stevo: When did you kill?
- Mark: In Miami I shot two men. Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? 'Salt Lake Shitty'? They tried to rob me, so I shot them in the head. You have to put at least one bullet in the head just to make sure.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Til Schweiger - Mark