“My mother says before I was born I was the same as everybody else, better even. My mom says I'm from a place where I'm the smartest person there. Everybody sings.”
Kevin Bacon - Ricky Schroth

“Women aren't human. Look at it like this, women are a different species from men. With different wills and purposes on Earth.”

I think the biggest difference between men and women is that men are basic. Just basic. There's not a whole lot of frills. That's why, ladies, when you ask a fella a question, the answer you get is, "I don't know." Basic.
Bill Engvall - Himself

“For a smart lady in a man's world, I'm not doing so bad.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“Sometimes, big shot, you don't seem to give me credit for very much intelligence at all. I've been to school in my life - and I'm a magazine reader!”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan