“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Court Foster: You know you don't have to come along.
- Dani Trant: Are you sure you can find your way, it's an awful big town.
- Court Foster: Are you always in the habit of going where you're not wanted or is this a new thing with you?
- Dani Trant: Are you always this nice to people you just met or are you practicin' up to be a horse's butt?”
Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

- Sydney: Are you required to flirt, to behave as you do toward that table of men over there? Maybe... it's some part of your job?
- Clementine: They don't say to do it.
- Sydney: But if you don't?
- Clementine: Then I get questioned, like: "Why were so rude to them?" and, I mean, I can't talk back.

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney
Gwyneth Paltrow - Clementine

“- Professor Porter: Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior...
- Jane: And no respect for personal boundaries.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Professor Porter
Minnie Driver - Jane

“Your hair got whiter, your ears got bigger, your nose got longer, but you still retain that unique, elusive pain in the ass quality that drives me berserk.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison