You know, the first kiss is always in the middle of a sentence. It's always like, "Tomorrow I'm going to the zoo to see the monkeys and...".

Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Charlene Morton: Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
- Peter Sanderson: Um, okay... I wanna kiss you a lot!”
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

“- Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
- George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
- Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.”
Dick Elliott - Man on Porch
James Stewart - George Bailey

“- Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
- Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. You're the second man who killed me this week, but I've got seven lives left.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“Sheriff Ticker says it's a short step from kissing to killing.”
David Bloom - Deputy