“You are useless Ignacio! Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?”

Enrique Muñoz - Señor Ramon

“- Samson: Why don't you get off the street and get a decent job?
- Hooker In Mr. T's Cab: Cause I need the bread!
- Samson: Then get a job at the bakery.”
Mr. T - Samson
Jacki Clark - Hooker In Mr. T's Cab

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold