“Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man.”
Michael A. Goorjian - Bob

“- Karen Smith: God. My hips are huge!
- Gretchen Wieners: Oh please. I hate my calves.
- Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
- Cady Heron: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners
Rachel McAdams - Regina George
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems.”
Spencer Tracy - Capt. T. G. Culpepper

“- Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
- Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
- Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.”
James Saito - Dr. Nagato
Ben Stiller - Josh

“- Rod Kimble: All great men have mustaches!
- Frank Powell: Yeah, but real men actually grow them!
- Rod Kimble: You know I have a hormone disorder!”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Ian McShane - Frank Powell