“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
[shrugs]
- Hank: I was horny.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Jim Carrey - Hank

- Kisha: Not only she knows you but she said she sucked your little black "dingaling" last night! So what you got to say now, huh?
- Tommy 'Buns' Bundy: Bitch is lyin'!
Taral Hicks - Kisha
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
Julian Sands - Dr. Nick Cavanaugh

“We were never lovers! I faked an orgasm!”

Dona Speir - Donna Hamilton

“- Pee Wee: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else. Now that she's had me, what's left?
- Mickey: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
- Pee Wee: Well, what did she tell you?
- Tommy: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
- Billy: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.”

Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
Roger Wilson - Mickey
Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Mark Herrier - Billy