“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“- Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
- Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
- Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Oscar: Whatcha got for pie today, Stella?
- Stella: I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
- Oscar: Well, what do you recommend?
- Stella: I like the cherry.
- Oscar: Bring it on.”
J.A. Preston - Oscar Grace
Jane Hallaren - Stella

- Ranger John Smith: [showing a "Do Not Feed The Bears" sign to Yogi] Read this sign.
- Yogi Bear: Uh, ”No Smoking In The Forest"?
- Ranger John Smith: You know what it says, Yogi, and it applies to all the bears, especially you!
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith
Daws Butler - Yogi Bear