“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

- Ranger John Smith: [showing a "Do Not Feed The Bears" sign to Yogi] Read this sign.
- Yogi Bear: Uh, ”No Smoking In The Forest"?
- Ranger John Smith: You know what it says, Yogi, and it applies to all the bears, especially you!
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith
Daws Butler - Yogi Bear

“- Val Cannon: Don't be greedy.
- Sherry Peatty: I'm not greedy! Val, I'm in love with you and if that's being greedy, then, I'm the biggest glutton that ever walked the earth.
- Val Cannon: Don't make it sounds so ominous. It sounds like you're gonna eat me alive.
- Sherry Peatty: I may just do that.”
Vince Edwards - Val Cannon
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty

“- Jeff Dunham: Do you have a weakness?
- Melvin the Superhero Guy: Cupcakes... and porn. Not at the same time! I need a free hand.”
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham - Melvin the Superhero Guy

“- Oscar: Whatcha got for pie today, Stella?
- Stella: I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
- Oscar: Well, what do you recommend?
- Stella: I like the cherry.
- Oscar: Bring it on.”
J.A. Preston - Oscar Grace
Jane Hallaren - Stella