“Max is like a little dog. He's always sniffing around where it's not polite.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“- Miranda Presley: You're always asking everyone else what they think.
- Linda Lue Linden: That's right. And you know what? I'm not going to do it anymore. If I don't feel like bein' nice to somebody, I'm just goin' to be mean... or at least impolite.”
Samantha Mathis - Miranda Presley
Sandra Bullock - Linda Lue Linden

“The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.”
Walter Huston - Doc Holliday

“- Doug Holt: Either you're mad at me because you're mad at me, or you're mad at me because you like me, because that's how girls act. I don't know much but I know that. So, which is it?
- Pamela Abbott: Both.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott

“- Eve Batiste: Which one did you love best?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: I don't know, Eve. They were all different. Anderson was the handsomest man I had ever seen. Your Uncle Harry, he was the sweetest. And Maynard... Maynard loved me most of all.”

Jurnee Smollett-Bell - Eve Batiste
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix