“- Cybil: I'm gonna dedicate my record to you.
- Andrea: Why?
- Cybil: Because you're my inspiration. Because you're everything I've ever wanted to be.
- Andrea: Cybil, what do you mean? What am I? I'm nothing!
- Cybil: You're everything!”
Tara Reid - Cybil
Dominique Swain - Andrea Marr

“- Linda Ash: You wanna know why I liked you right from the start?
- Lenny Weinrib: Why?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause I'm always attracted to losers.”
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash
Woody Allen - Lenny

“Now pay attention and concentrate on what I'm gonna say. This thing is going to work!”

Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: What have you done for mankind?
- Count Leon d'Algout: Not so much for mankind... for womankind, my record isn't quite so bleak.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“- Anne Osborne: I never did have much luck with sex anyway.
- Remy McSwain: Your luck's about to change, cher.”
Ellen Barkin - Anne Osborne
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain