“- Chloe: Isn't it fun to paint?
- Ricky: I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?
- Chloe: Yes.
- Ricky: Okay, when? When you were asleep?”
Makenzie Vega - Chloe
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“- Jean Michel Basquiat: Ah, piss paint!
- Andy Warhol: Not piss paint, Jean, oxidation art!
- Jean Michel Basquiat: I hate cleaning brushes too.”
Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat
David Bowie - Andy Warhol

- Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it "Instant minority". I did the whole block!
- Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.
- Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!
Jim Turner - Walter Shit
Jerry O'Connell - Joe

“I painted flowers, women and children. It's like I painted the crime right into them. I'd see crime in a rose.”

Robert Le Vigan - Le peintre

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow