“- Louie Kritski: Here, run this up to the house, and here's a fin.
- Tito: Thank you.
- Louie Kritski: Thank you? That's it? That's five dollars I gave you.
- Tito: Thank you, master, thank you master.
- Louie Kritski: Fuck you, kid.
- Tito: Fuck you too.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Kenn Michael - Tito

“- Dr. Martin Harris: Gina... Thank you!
- Gina: More than I need.
- Dr. Martin Harris: It's less than you deserve.”

Liam Neeson - Dr. Martin Harris
Diane Kruger - Gina

“Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!”
Adrienne C. Moore - Cindy Hayes

“- Georges Iscovescu: You've got enough money to get you back to New York. I'll find you there when I'm ready.
- Anita Dixon: Thanks! You just stand right in the middle of Times Square... and whistle!”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu
Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Peter Brady: If we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
- Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.
- Jan Brady: And make new friends.
- Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Jesse Lee Soffer - Bobby Brady
Jennifer Elise Cox - Jan Brady
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady