“- Bud White: I'd like to see you again.
- Lynn Bracken: Are you asking me for a date, or an appointment?
- Bud White: I don't know.
- Lynn Bracken: If you're asking me for a date, I should know your first name.
- Bud White: Forget I asked. It was a mistake.”
Russell Crowe - Bud White
Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken

“- Miss East: So let's see Mr. West, are you a spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy? Who likes to poke around?
- James West: I believe I'm that second one.
- Miss East: East and West, never the twain shall meet.”
Bai Ling - Miss East
Will Smith - James West

“- Natalia: They sent a top agent. He was good. Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
- Krokov: And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how tough and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
- Natalia: He called himself Condorman.”
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Oliver Reed - Krokov

- Mabel Stanley: Roger I love it.
- Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k".
- Mabel Stanley: Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Wayne Carter: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
- Flower Belle: There's no fun in being too careful.”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee