“If you're out with this girl and even thinking about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.”

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Kitty Foyle: I thought we had a date tonight.
- Mark Eisen: What do you think's been going here for the last three hours?
- Kitty Foyle: Well, for one thing, I've slowly grown to hate you.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
James Craig - Mark Eisen

Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said "See me next year". Well, tonight the year is up.

Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Bud White: I'd like to see you again.
- Lynn Bracken: Are you asking me for a date, or an appointment?
- Bud White: I don't know.
- Lynn Bracken: If you're asking me for a date, I should know your first name.
- Bud White: Forget I asked. It was a mistake.”
Russell Crowe - Bud White
Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken

“- Dick Stensland: I got a hot date.
- Bud White: Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?”
Graham Beckel - Dick Stensland
Russell Crowe - Bud White