“Jan, a real friend likes you for who you are, not what's on your face. If you judge your friends for passing judgment on you, you're not only judging yourself you're judging your friends for judging you. And that would be using bad judgment.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“We bring you disaster: crushing, humiliating disaster. It is folly to stand against the mighty wrath of the Fuhrer.”

Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“Love makes you do crazy things, insane things, things in a million years you never thought you'd see yourself do.”
Rose Byrne - Alex

“Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Sam Lombardo: You scared the shit out of me. Are you fuckin' crazy?
- Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.”

Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan