“Jan, a real friend likes you for who you are, not what's on your face. If you judge your friends for passing judgment on you, you're not only judging yourself you're judging your friends for judging you. And that would be using bad judgment.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Sam Lombardo: You scared the shit out of me. Are you fuckin' crazy?
- Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.”

Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“I guess everyone is entitled to make a complete and utter fool of himself every now and then.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock

So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

Ed O'Neill - Glenn