“- Vincent: How the hell did you get up here?
- Jerome: Oh, I could always walk... I've been faking it.”
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman
Jude Law - Jerome Eugene Morrow

“Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.”
Michelle Yeoh - Soothsayer

“You know, I don't, which I am: happy or miserable. I'm all mixed up.”
Carole Lombard - Hazel Flagg

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre

“A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.”
Danny DeVito - Phil Cooper