“Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.”
Ruth Gordon - Maude

“- Phil Davis: We wouldn't be any good as generals.
- Major General Thomas F. Waverly: You weren't any good as privates.”
Dean Jagger - Major General Thomas F. Waverly

“For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!”
Dylan Moran - David

“Maybe you were born committed... I can't get negative enough. I can't get angry enough. And I can't get positive enough.”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“If you weren't gay, you'd be a pretty weird guy.”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen