“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“We've always had bad chemistry, Felix. We mix like oil and frozen yogurt.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“You're my mother. You're my father. You're my mother. You're my whole family. You're even my friend, Gloria. You're my girlfriend too.”
John Adames - Phil Dawn

“- Kim: Stop It! Or I'll kill you myself!
- Jim: Bullshit!
- Jim: [to Edward who is approaching Kim] Hey, I said stay away from her!”

Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“- Courtney Blumenthal: What are you doing?
- Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler: I'm ending our friendship.”

Moira Kelly - Courtney Blumenthal
Brendan Fraser - Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler