“A girl asks you to dance, you dance.”

Lou Myers - Burt Weinberg

- Brother Timothy: What's your excuse?
- Michael Dunn: I don't know. Waiting for inspiration.
- Brother Timothy: Inspiration? Who from? The Holy Ghost? Come on, it's a cinch. You walk up to some girl, you look her in the eye, you say "excuse me, but do you want to dance?". It works every time.

John Heard - Brother Timothy
Andrew McCarthy - Michael Dunn

“- Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly.
- Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Dan: Imagine finding you here.
- Bijou: I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.”
John Wayne - Dan
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou

“- Charlie Johnson: I have someone for you.
- Bob Rueland: No, Charlie, no.
- Charlie Johnson: Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body... you gotta start going out! She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine!
- Bob Rueland: I'm a dog person.”
David Alan Grier - Charlie Johnson
David Duchovny - Bob Rueland