“- Kevin McCallister: Robbers were trying to rip off your house!
- Natalie: So you chose to trash it?
- Kevin McCallister: No I was trying to protect it!
- Natalie: By trashing it?”
Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister
Joanna Going - Natalie

“There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.”
Max von Sydow - King Osric

“Welcome home, baby! I say this to all of your things, for this is a robbery.”
Dave Willis - Ignignokt

“- Binx: Let's go to Vermont.
- Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.
- Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?
- Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.
- Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Kermit the Frog: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed...yes, Beau?
- Beauregard: What color are their hands now?”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Beauregard