“- Kee Nang: She's over 300 years old.
- Chandler Jarrell: How do you manage something like that?
- Kee Nang: One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
- Chandler Jarrell: Does that happen a lot where you come from?”
Charlotte Lewis - Kee Nang
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“And I’m gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!”
Mike Epps - Baby Powder

- Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called "te", "hand". Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call "kara-te", "empty hand".
- Daniel: I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.
- Miyagi: You too much TV.
Pat Morita - Miyagi
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Tell me why that French slut is so special to you and why you carry her picture around in your pocket!
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: All right, I'll tell to you. She's French and that's simple. Therefore she's of the master race. A direct descendant of God just like me.”
Susan Tyrrell - Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension
Hervé Villechaize - King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension

“Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey