“- Beth: He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.
- Bob: A what?
- Beth: A male slut.
- Bob: And you are?
- Beth: Not a male slut!”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“- David Brice: You tell me who it is!
- Susan Atwell: He's not a pig like you!”

Gene Hackman - David Brice
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.”

Bradley Cooper - Phil

“Never let one man worry your mind. Find them, fool them and forget them!”
Mae West - Tira

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee