“Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?”

John Travolta - Vic Deakins

“You can't see it... you can't feel it... and you can't taste it. But it's here, right now, all around us! It's goin' through you like an X-ray! Right into your cells! What do you think killed all these animals?”

Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein

“- Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.
- Sgt. Zim: Cease fire. Put your hand on that wall trooper. Put your hand on that wall! The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!”

Jake Busey - Ace Levy
Clancy Brown - Sgt. Zim

“- Capt. Loomis Birkhead: Sir, you don't have any bombers here, do you, sir?
- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Bombers? Son, if I had bombers I'd be bombin' the hell out of them right now!”
Tim Matheson - Capt. Loomis Birkhead
Warren Oates - Col. 'Madman' Maddox

“Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson