“- Jeff Kohlver: You and your mom are both wacked?
- Hayley Stark: There's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- The Demon: It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
- Melissa: Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
- Star Child: With out them, no powers.
- Cat Man: We're just ordinary human beings.
- The Demon: Not quite ordinary.”
Gene Simmons - The Demon
Deborah Ryan - Melissa
Paul Stanley - Star Child
Peter Criss - Cat Man

“I'm human. I'm flawed. But I embracechange... and enhancement. Now there's nothing I can't do. Nothing. Nothing I can't know. Nothing I can't be.”
Michael Wincott - Dr. Osmond

“Listen to me. I'm the boss, not Aunt Wendy. When it's your time to use the bathroom, you tell Aunt Wendy to get the fuck out of the bathroom! What are you, men or mice? She's hoggin' the bathroom - call me! Call me, and I'll throw her the fuck out!”

Harvey Keitel - LT

“What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge!”
Annabelle Lanyon - Oona