“- Secret Service agent: Let's pray he doesn't do anything rash.
- President Barbara Adams: He just held a public crucifixion in Wembley Stadium!
- Secret Service agent: Well, he's certainly moved to the right politically.”
John Benfield - Secret Service Agent
Loretta Swit - President Barbara Adams

“Don't do anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen.”
Anthony Mangano - Rico

“- Frollo: The sentence for insubordination is death. Such a pity. You threw away a promising career.
- Phoebus: Consider it my highest honor, sir.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“- Coach: You stole my horse, maggot! Do you know what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?
- Dizzy: Death?
- Coach: This isn't Iraq, son.”
Julius Carry - Coach
DJ Qualls - Dizzy

“There's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio.”
Brock Yates - Organizer