“I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.”
Dave Chappelle - Kevin Jackson

“- Joe: Look, I can't let you go without knowing.
- Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra: What?
- Joe: That even with the distance, and it concerns your family, we might still have something. Don't you think?”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Joe
Parminder Nagra - Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra

“- Jeff: I don't believe this! My wife did not leave me!
- Sheriff Boyd: Mr Taylor, I've seen it a hundred times. You put two people in a car long enough, they're gonna go at it. Lovers, married couples, gay guys - hell, I've seen men dump their women on the side of the road and vice versa.”
Kurt Russell - Jeff Taylor
Rex Linn - Sheriff Boyd

“You know that Chris broke up with Vicki last week, right? And she is a mess! Have you seen the veiled suicide note/poem she posted on her Facebook page? It's so hilarious! I read it out loud to myself.”
Alia Shawkat - Gertie Michaels

“It's not in my best interest to say this Frank, but quitting while you're ahead, is not the same as quitting.”
Ric Young - Chinese General: