“- Beaumont Livingston: I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.
- Ordell Robbie: Come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.
- Beaumont Livingston: If that's what they doing, they done did it.”
Chris Tucker - Beaumont Livingston
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“- Nick Charles: Hey, would you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm a very timid fellow.
- Nora Charles: You idiot!
- Nick Charles: Alright, shoot! I mean, uh, what's on your mind?”

William Powell - Nick Charles
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“- Tough Asian Man: May I help you?
- Jack Slater: Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
- Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?
- Jack Slater: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?”
Professor Toru Tanaka - Tough Asian Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.”

Miguel Ferrer - Harbinger

“- Alan Raimy: We got a little problem. We killed somebody, he saw it on the movie, and now he knows about us. That's why one of us is going to have to blow him away.
- Bobby Shy: Now, what do I get out of it?
- Alan Raimy: Peace of mind.
- Bobby Shy: I look nervous to you?”

John Glover - Alan Raimy
Clarence Williams III - Bobby Shy