“Forget it cake-eater! If you wanna play, play with yourself!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.”

Barnard Hughes - Grandpa

“I came with low expectations and I was disappointed.”
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

“- Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!
- Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
Doug Jones - Billy
Bette Midler - Winifred

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss