“Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. They have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank. Frank has done this to force Dorothy to do things for him. I think she wants to die. I think Frank cut the ear I found off her husband as a warning for him to stay alive.”

Kyle MacLachlan - Jeffrey Beaumont

“- Pacha: That's for going back on your promise!
- Kuzco: Yeah! And that's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy!”

John Goodman - Kuzco
David Spade - Patcha

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“Let me add that if I catch the kidnapper of my poor son, I'll offer him Christian forgiveness. Then I'll skin his honkers and use 'em for shammy cloths.”
Glenn Shadix - Greg Samson

“Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents, but in marriage nobody offers a reward.”
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver